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Post by Joshuah "Ms. Bad Media Karma" on Feb 17, 2009 0:34:53 GMT -5
Week 1. So I'm pretty much aligned with everyone, as in like, aligned with at least half of them since one team = out to be one person. I'm good with pretty much everyone, but Neil. I made up and apologized to Parker, because he was BrianURTV4 and we didn't have the best relationship. So Neil is basically my only problem. He's been doing a lot of shady stuff to me, and that pisses me off. I do believe he's the one with the fake josh screen name, too. James and Alex IM'd me earlier and told me there was an ~impostor~ on the loose with the scree name "ohhmygosh joshh" with two h's in the "ohh" I personally IM'd Neil told him I knew he was Sebastian and that everyone knew it was him. And to stop being an asshole and yada yada. I know he isn't a a fan of me, but geeze. :/ And then during the Power Couple competition Sharon and I get a PM from someone with the name "Big Brother" with the topic saying "Top Secret" so naturally we open it and it freezes out computer up. It's a house guest so we at least know that match and I know it has to be Sebastian. God, what a fucking asshole. I really wish Joe wasn't his partner or I would try and get him out. sajdsadauhnd. I'm pretty sure, collectively as whole, everyone hates him so it's just a matter of time before he gets his reserved pre-jury spot <3 -- Alright, so Chelsia and Parker only managed to get, like, 20 mins so that bumps Sharon and I out of the bottom two so we're safe. I'm pretty sure Alex and Amanda are going to be the Power Couple and they're more than likely going to send Chelsia and Parker home over Allison and Ryan. Allison and Alex have an alliance and are cool with each other whereas Chelsia and Alex rarely talk at all and Parker is like empty calories. I'm going to be upset if Alyssa leaves this week, but life goes on.
So right now my only enemy in this game is: Neil. aka. Sebastian. aka. mr. horrible at allias.
I really despise this kid and I know he's spreading shit about. Kathleen already showed me the stuff he was saying about ME to her. Is he an idiot? Did he not read the URTV5 section? Kathleen and I were tighter than a pair of skinny jeans Adam, so he had to be a moron to not realize this.
BTW HOUSECALLS ANSWER THIS!
Is Power Couple eviction equal out to one week?
-- James and Neil won, whatever. Fucking Sebastian can't touch me so I'm not in the bottom two. Suck on this, playa! ;] I really really need Neil out of this game if I want to do well, I guess I'm just going to have to wait until Sharon and I win the HoH. Hopefully, since this is a mirrored Big Brother 9 ORG, if someone gets evicted we get to vote them back in.  So James & Neil get evicted, we all vote James back in. Sound like a good plan to me.  I was also told by Sheila that she thinks Adam is Cody. This sucks and I don't want a URTV5 2.0 with Cass and Cody making Final 2....AGAIN! It's not going to happen. If Sheila and Adam are still in this game by the time the partners switch up, then I'm going to tell everyone who he is. Sorry, I mean he is pretty chill, I just can't have him in hereeee. Chelsia & Parker vs. Jen & Matt! I'm strategically hoping that Jen & Matt leave. It: a) breaks up Cody/Cass (i'm still unsure that Cody is Adam, it's just a hunch Sheila said she had.) b) gets rid of Matt aka. ScottURTV4 I mean it's all water under the bridge for us anyway, but still. I want him out very quick. I don't even want there to be one ounce of animosity directed towards me. So all in all my potential boot-list is: 1. Neil 2. Adam 3. Matt and now I'm going to take some Nyquil and go to bed. Because being sick is horrible  -- Whatever, I couldn't control myself. I really don't want Neil going around being shady with people. I mean, I know people wouldn't believe him over me, but I'm just doing this to be on the safe side. He thinks by going to Kathleen and Jason and talking shit about me that they're just going to suddenly turn on me? Bitch, needs to pipe the fuck down and learn how to play a damn game. |
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Post by Joshuah "Ms. Bad Media Karma" on Feb 20, 2009 0:04:51 GMT -5
Week 2. Of fucking course, Neil wins HoH. I hate my life. That's such bullshit too because we got in second place and just because they got the last question. UGH! SEBASTIAN'S FATASS CAN'T EVEN FIT IN A MOO-MOO LET ALONE A "NARC" ATHLETE OUTFIT. I'm blowing smoke. I'm fucking pissed. Any-fucking-ways, I feel bad for Andii. She has to get nominated with me because I'm the one causing the drama in this game, but hey at least it makes it interesting. I'm hoping I can win the damn veto and save ourselves from eviction. If we can do that then I'll just Neil and be a sore winner about it, ya' know. lksajdklsajklsjkladj. -- Neil says I'm gone. Which I'm sure he's right.
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He's such an idiot. Congrats on being the most hated player in URTV. I think you beat out Evan and Ricky combined douchebag <3
-- So I get nominated big shocker, but then he puts up Cody/Jason with us, which works wonderfully for me. I've actually been told by everyone they would keep me over Adam/Sheila. I mean, they obviously could be lying, but what do I really have ya' know? I deff have Allison&Ryan's vote. Natalie told me I would have her vote and I'm pretty sure that Jacob wouldn't get rid of me. Matt sent me a PM that he would keep me which I find hard to believe because Jen/Cass would never vote out Adam/Cody. So we'll just see about that. And then Alex I know would keep me, but he says he's gotta talk to Amanda about it. Hopefully I'll have: Allison&Ryan, Jacob&Natalie, and Alex&Amanda for sure. Or I jut win veto. lol. -- Well, we sucked. Well Sharon didn't, but I did. Ugh. I don't understand how people can post like fucking lightning. -_- Oh the fuck well.
Adam&Sheila - 17
Josh&Sharon - 24
James&Neil - rumor is they messed up?
Alex&Amanda - ??
I really didn't want Adam and Sheila to win this veto, they were the ONLY ones I felt safe against. If they come off the block, I can pretty kiss my ass goodbye. Oh, well. :[-- I'm apparently safe. Sheila pulled something amazing and I love her for it. <3 lol I don't feel like writing. |
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Post by Joshuah "Ms. Bad Media Karma" on Feb 27, 2009 21:33:39 GMT -5
Week 3 Shadow is such a dumbass. I knew I was going the fuck up and it's only because Joe and Cody have him on a chain. He isn't going to nominate his BFF4l!@#@#@ Wtf. God, he's like a little brother trying to prove something to his older siblings. So pathetic. Grow a backbone please? =) -- So apparently, Natalie is the target this week and I have the votes to stay? Idk. Alex IM'd me and told me that as long as I have Sheila and the nominations remain the same I'll be good. This is really good. I deff don't have James/Neil they'll be evicted me. Alison/Ryan I deff have and they'll be voting out Natalie/Jacob, hell Allison has been wanting Natalie/Jacob out since the beginning so that's good. Now it all rests in the hands of Adam/Sheila. I'm thinking Adam will want revenge for Jen so he might vote to evict Natalie/Jacob because Natalie was the front runner in her eviction. But then again, maybe not. Alex is telling me I have the votes for sure so I just gotta pray.
He said if it comes to a tie that he'd send Natalie/Jacob home. *crosses fingers* I really want to stay. If I just survive this week, I'm sure I'll at least make jury. :] -- Disregard anything and everything I've said about Alex. I was just being a moody bitch and thought I was his target and that we were aligned and he backstabbed me. That wasn't the case at all. He was just more loyal to Jen and he had to nominate me because I would have nominated him if I would have won. lol Maybe I'm being to forgiving? I dunno. I really hope my DR gets air time even though it's boring/I just modify. I want it to be pretty :3 Amanda won't be present at the veto and neither will Jacob. Basically it's Alex and Sharon/Josh vs. Natalie. I really hope luck is NOT on that girl's side and Sharon and I become victorious. We need to repeat this same comp like the real Josh/Sharon  |
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Post by Shirz on Feb 27, 2009 21:55:12 GMT -5
READ IT, IT'S FUNNY! (and spam) Josh: Dear Easter Bunny, what I would like for Easter is to send Natalie packing. Could you please give that to me since I was pretty much short changed on my basket from mom and dad every year. I know you gave me eggs to dye this year, but normally I get much more from my mommy and daddy. Can we please, please just leave me an eviction in my Easter basket. That's all I'm asking for. Leave me an HoH key and the power to evict a little ferret that's is living in my backyard. That would be wonderful if I could just evict the ferret. Or, better yet, if BB can just call the exterminator and get this animal like thing out of our house, it'd be wonderful, cuz if you see the way she looks in the morning, absolutely FRIGHTENING and would shatter any television screen that was tuned in. I think her hair alone is just every shade of wrong possible, it's absolutely atroceious. Her skin is like pot holes, can someone please get the California construction crew to pave all of those horrible pits and valleys in that face. She almost looks like a drag queen with how much makeup she puts on. I've never seen someone match their eye shadow with their outfits in YEARS. Wouldn't be suprising if she wore panty hose with sandals with the way she dresses. Third of all, can she give up on the heart earings and the heart accesories. Last time I checked hearts were so done, why don't you just put a heart tile inside of your shirt and pull it through and be like back in the 80s. I mean really, let's get with the program here Natalie. Just because you wear a heart shirt doesn't mean you need to wear heart earings, heart bracelets, and heart panties. But I forgot, that's how you dress, silly me for thinking that. And if you're going to be a cheerleader, let's be realistic you at least need to be able to tumble, and I expect you to at least be able to fool a roundoff back handspring full if you're a professional cheerleader, if you can't throw a full and you can't at least do a high kick in some sort of boot like the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders or some sort of jump split, PLEASE eject yourself from the game. I could do better choreography and better dances than you can and I'm not even a professional cheerleader. If the Seahawks or whoever you're a cheerleader for really think your an asset to the team they are sooo mistaken.You are truly hanus and I could not believe any team would want you supporting them or representing their affiliation. Oh, if I could just send you packing, I would be set and I could pretty much handle the rest of them. That'll leave Sheila nice and scared, basically pathetic like she always is. Oh Sheila, where do I begin with you? Well, the first tip I would give you is why don't you try shaving behind your legs and behind your knees. There seems to be some sort of random hair patches back there that you were missing that I could practically braid. It looks like dreads are going out the back of your ass hole. Might want to get those clipped. Um, lets see your bathing suits and mismatched tops and bottoms, your jeans bathing suit that was like from I don't know when was it like the first one ever made? is pathetic. Let's get with the protocall here. Besides, you're a little too old to be wearing two peices with that stomach that looks like some sort of cheese grate or whatever, just dangling flesh. Let's go ahead and keep that nipped and tucked please. Third, you may think that you're young, but you're really not. You are the old **** in the group, you were cast based on your age and that's about it. So just know they were looking for an old **** and that's how you made it. No other reasons because trust me if it was compared to other things you would have never made it on this show. I'm not sure, can you even do a cheer for the Seahawks Natalie? Can you even spell Seahawks, you probably can't, you'll probably mispell it. Typical, you'd probably spell it C-E-A-H-A-W-K-S. Right? Cuz you definitely don't know how to spell and you definitely spell things how you hear it sounds, so Seahawks would probably be C-H-A-W-K-S. And last time I checked, Texas about engulfs Oregon by about six times so I wouldn't mess with the state of Texas. And no one wants to go see Oregon and not everything in Oregon is great, please, let's get past that. If Oregon is filled with a bunch of ****s like you, can we just go ahead and take that out of the United States and just ban from it please and make it it's own country so we can just invade it and kill everyone in it. That would be greatly appreciated. I am forced to talk to myself because I have no one in this house that I relate to and no one I really wanna communicate with because they're all mentally sick. I am just surrounded by people that just want to stab, figuratively... a lot of people make fun of Big Brother because it is just a bunch of wannabes. There's so many wannabe people in this house that are just so fake, I just hate 'em. I hate them. Hate them. I can not stand them, I am depressed because of the people in the house. If there was just one other gay person or my boyfriend in the house, I would probably be fine to go for the year. oh but no the one other gay they put me in the house with they somehow had to have a family emergency so they just had to leave the show, of course, so I'm the only gay person in the house. I'm like the only black person, the only Chinese person, I'm the only minority left in the house. Granted, I'm sure by state law of reality shows you have to have one gay personality in the house just to complete a cast, come on, give me a break. I mean, is anyone fashionable in this house? please. James wears pink everyday, Sharon ughhh... Chelsia oh my god can I get her out of jeans and put her in a girly outfit that'd be wonderful... a skirt maybe some sort of I don't know can we just get you out of those black tops and into some other outfits. Ryan, oh god the gangsta, the white gangster, of the house. Natalie, don't even get me started. Sheila just pathetic, and then Adam if I have to see summer is for lovers one more time I'm literally going to blow my brains out. I mean there is not one person in here who has anything name brand it's sooo just depressing. I'm not only surrounded by ugly people but people with no fashion sense. Oh, and did anyone go to college in this cast? Does anyone have any kind of education? Tell me. ANYONE have a degree I can work with? Sheila, no, Natalie, no, Sharon, no, Ryan, still working, and how old are you? ugh. Then we move into Chelsia still working, James, no, Adam... fashion school. Myself. Two degrees from UT, I have TWO degrees from UT buisness minor advertising major I did that in THREE years at UT. Why can these people not do something. I am having a psychotic snap sitting on the couch talking to myself hoping that whoever is listening to me out there sees why I'm so depressed and a bitter bitch on the show. I can't even go off on these people anywhere because there's no sense it won't do any progress for me because they will not get it. none of them fully absorb how much I truly hate them and much of a bunch of morons they are. Nope, just don't get it. I mean, if I was watching this show I would feel sorry for me, I really would. |
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Post by Shirz on Feb 27, 2009 22:18:11 GMT -5
oh hi
josh = best bb9 houseguest <3
Josh: Sharon, you are my bitch. You are going to do what I say and make sure I get to F2 with you.
Josh: James, I’ve enjoyed hanging out with you but I think you’re leaving so therefore I’m done.
Josh: Chelsia, love you to death but you’re putting a bigger target on my back. We are going to have to set you out in timeout. Shhhh!
Josh: Shelia, I will definitely play the sympathy card with you. We will be best friends. We will both be crazy together. I need your vote just don’t give me a yeast infection.
Josh: Ryan, Oohhhhh Ryan. You are basically my linemen. You are like ground chuck to me. You are basically beef in a coating of fat. I do not give a **** about you or our little alliance. I will stab you in the back and serve you up for basically all the hungry people in the world.
Josh: Adam, Oohhhh Adam. You are such a ladies man, let me tell you. You just really, really outdid yourself. You’re just so cool and classy and chic let me tell you. I’m sure all the ladies are just dying to get with your uncircumcised c***.
Josh: Natalie, oh my god. It must be so hard being so damn intelligent. Let me just say you not only have looks but also brains. Complete package Natalie. Why don’t you go work the sidelines and work on that cheer for cereal and capitals of West Virginia.
Josh: Matt, you were gonna train me? Last time I checked buddy I’m way lighter then you, look better than you, both my eyes go in the same direction. Um, let’s see, I don’t look pregnant, I don’t have ghetto tattoos on me. And, uh, let’s see, hmm, my accent doesn’t make me sound just straight up retarded.
Josh: I think that concludes my line up of retards.
Josh: Hi, ya’ll go out there, kill each other. I will make fun of you behind your back and to your face and then we’ll see who ends up winning the game. Alright team?
Josh: I am now talking to a fake group of players. This is wonderful. I have officially cracked on Day 32.
Josh: There goes Natalie wearing another classy, high sock outfit. You go Natalie. I love how you look like a ferret and laugh like one too. You perfectly belong in the state of Oregon.
Josh: [singing] The people in this house drive me crazy. If they’re not crazy they’re mothers are.
Josh: Attention Houseguest who ever has ferret like hair you have dropped some droppings in the bathroom please go there and clean it up.
Josh: Maggie? Who the F remembers Maggie?
Josh: Camel toes and moose knuckles just run rampant in this house.
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